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Good Morning World,
I am porting my Blog over to wordpress.com to the following address: http://oolabob.wordpress.com/.

I will continue to double post, but please follow me on the new address.  If it becomes worthwhile, I will take out a web domain there.
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This is just tragic

This was a blog entry on the Peoples Republic of  Madison's Pravda Newspaper website, and followed a story on the democrats failing to finalize union deals for state workers. The grammatical errors/missing words, etcetera, are all his:

“Would you and others of your mindset, please put a Walker bumper-sticker on your vehicle, so I know to keep on walking, if I see you (or a loved dying) in a crash or getting mugged and/or beaten or the very least falling on the ice and hurting yourself, while going to your car on the street, because I would be laughing to hard at that happy day in Wisconsin. It is time to let the retarded right-wing rectum radical trash (who aren't already rich) sink to the bottom, where they so strongly want to race. So, if something happens to you and your loved-ones and people walk on by, not providing you any aid, just remember that is the way you wanted it.

By the way all Decker deserves is to be spit upon, which I won't be doing, but if he is accosted by others, when I'm around I will just laugh, the same way I would laugh at you, if one of your loved ones dies a slow agonizing death.

May you have a tragic Christmas and may one of your crashes cause you to become quadraplegic, whether it is your fault or not, it will be what you deserve.”
[end of blog quote]

Need I say more?????  Those of you not from Wisconsin probably won't know what this is all about, but you only have to look at the supporters of your Democrat controlled legislatures, they're all the same.

What The???

Well, look who’s back. yup, me.  Bet you thought you were rid of me didn’t you?  WELL, YOU WERE WRONG!  You’re not getting ff that easily.

Well, how about that erection, oops election.  Did it go well for you?  I went fine with me I must say.  The only thing bad that is going to come out of this is that Pinko, Red, Commie Bitch Sea Hag, too ugly to even be a god Lesbian (not that there’s anything wrong with that) is going to be the face the Democrats are going to show to the world.  God knows we are all tired of seeing that Dufus that occupies the Whitehouse.  She is going to destroy your party.  How’s al that Hope and Change workin for ya?

I have to wonder what all this hub-bub is about the full body scanners?  What’s the big deal?  You have a choice, take the pat down and be groped (you might like it), or not.  That doesn't bother me in the least, even if they do grab my junk, it doesn't work anyway, and if it did someone would get their Jollies.  Looking at it from the person that is the groper not the grope, it could be quite pleasurable…and you get paid for it.  OR, go through the scanner.  What’s  the big deal, they cant see your face, they’re just lookin at your “stuff”.  Be proud of it.  I have already told a good friend of mine that lives in New Hampshire (you know who you are) that I have already pre-ordered  8x10 glossies (suitable for framing) of her nude body scans from Amazon.com.  I am so excited!!!!!

Ok, did I tell you I have another dog?  OK, I have another dog, he is a Airedale that Kim and I rescued from A puppy Mill in Kentucky.  He is almost 3 years old, and just a Doll.  His name is Charlie, we call him Choo-Choo Charlie.  He has a few bad habits that we have to deal with (one of which is marking the house walls), he was a stud Dog (just like me) (in another life of course), and we will have that dealt with soon (I hope).  We are going to get him a Belly Band so he cant pee indiscriminately.  One of his good points is he doesn't chase the kitties, that in and of itself was enough to spare him from the ovens.  If we cant overturn Obama Care, I may have to fight him for his Kibble.

Anyway, that’s my story, and I’m stickin to it.

Where The Hell Have I been?

Well, I’ll tell you.  I’ve been working.  Yes it’s true, I have gone back to work.  It’s pretty funny though, I quit my job because I didn’t wan to work full time, and they wanted me to work full plus overtime for the foreseeable future.  Sooooo I quit.  My Boss kept telling everyone I was retiring.  Not true, I resigned because number one, I didn't want to work full time, and number 2, I pretty much couldn't stand being there anymore.  Here is the funny part, my new job was doing engineering design and CAD Administration 20 hours a week.  I am now up to 30 hours a week, and will probably need to work more.  The only difference is, I like where I am working now.  Oh well, WTF eh?

So, here I am minding my own business working all summer, gardening, and a few other things when I hear this dribble on Fox & Friends the other morning.  I hear this English political pundit stating the following for the record, “if I had a child that was severely disabled and suffering, I would be the first one to put a pillow over its’ head.”  Then another comment was made to the effect that mothers should be able to kill their babies within the first 28 days after birth without fear of being prosecuted.  What the hell is going on in this word?  As a Pro-Life advocate,  am outraged!!!

While it’s true that mothers (mostly unwed) kill their babies every day in the US, most of the time they are not even prosecuted, or if they are, they get less time in jail than a robber.  The put them in garbage dumpsters, toilets or just leave them on the streets to die.  The sad part is Wisconsin has a law saying that babies can be abandoned at any hospital with no questions asked, and still they kill them.  I’m too pissed, I cant write anymore, may they all burn in hell!

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM...oops, wasn't there...I wanted t be, well...NOT

Well, good afternoon all.  what's going on in your little spot on the globe?   What's bothering you Binky?

House need repairs?  Burn it down.

Neighbors house look like it belongs in rural Arkansas?  Burn it down too.

Kids giving you trouble?  Sell 'em.

I tried selling mine once, the guy brought them back.  I tried selling my first wife to the same guy, he brought her back too...cant say as I blame him, I would have brought her back too.

Here's a thought, I read on Fox News web site about a guy that got busted for a traffic violation, and when the Poe-lease opened the trunk of his car, they found a live Cat that was marinating in oil and peppers for the guys next meal.  WTF???  Being a lover of cats myself, I could have told him to add Garlic and Onions to bring out more flavor.

Well, it finally happened, after 2 months of retired bliss, my evil wife forced me to return to a life of senseless toil.  She made me go back to work, now she must be destroyed.  She gave me the most insane of reasons.  She said if I wanted to spend money I would have to go back to work.  It's not to bad though, it allows me to do the things I like to do, and it's only part-time (8-12) and damn good dough.  Life is good!

BTW, who the hell said we are in a recession? Not from my point of view.  My wife works (guess that's reason numero-uno not to destroy her).  High unemployment?  dont think so.  Where else can a man 64 years old snap his fingers and get a job?

Sorry, gotta go, Jerry Springer is on...

Here Come Da Salsa

Well, here I am again, I was just fooling around with a picture and I just lost the whole first part of the post.  I'm going to have to start all over again.  I have had a terrible day, I had to mow the lawn this morning.  It's exhausting, first you have to clean the patio, then you have to lift up all the downspouts so you don't shred them with the mower.  Then I have to hop on the tractor (20 hp John Deere) and drive around the yard in this stifling heat and humidity.  Damn it, it's hard steering that thing.  By the time I was done, I was sweating like a Pig.  I gotta tell you, my life is just to tough, I don't how I van go on.  Hang on, I'm hungry, be right back.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...[10 minutes later]

OK, I'm back, are you happy now? I thought not. Ever rummage through your freezer for something to eat for lunch? I just did and found a cheeseburger about 3 months old. It had icicles hanging on it. I popped into the micro and nuked it on defrost for 3 minutes. Too long, the cheese was all over the plate and not on the burger. The bun was like eating granite. The cheese was so crusted in the plate, it took the dog (Wylie) 15  minutes to lick all the cheese off, but lick it off he did. That plate was so clean, I just put it back in the cupboard...did I just make you throw up in your mouth a little?

I took a stroll out to the garden this morning after half killing myself cutting the grass, and what to my wondering eyes should appear?  No, not 8 mangy Reindeer, stuff.  Here is my first harvest.  Let's see, what do we have here, Sweet Banana Peppers, Jalapeno peppers and Pole Beans.  Next to come in will be the Poblano and the Cayenne Peppers  No Tomatoes yet, probably next week.  The garden seems to have exploded, some of the tomato's have branches 1/2 an inch thick, and the pole beans are like Jack's Beanstalk.  I can even find the pepper plants.  Then there are the skeeters...dear Lord, what were you thinking when you invented them?