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11.17.2010

What The???

Well, look who’s back. yup, me.  Bet you thought you were rid of me didn’t you?  WELL, YOU WERE WRONG!  You’re not getting ff that easily.

Well, how about that erection, oops election.  Did it go well for you?  I went fine with me I must say.  The only thing bad that is going to come out of this is that Pinko, Red, Commie Bitch Sea Hag, too ugly to even be a god Lesbian (not that there’s anything wrong with that) is going to be the face the Democrats are going to show to the world.  God knows we are all tired of seeing that Dufus that occupies the Whitehouse.  She is going to destroy your party.  How’s al that Hope and Change workin for ya?

I have to wonder what all this hub-bub is about the full body scanners?  What’s the big deal?  You have a choice, take the pat down and be groped (you might like it), or not.  That doesn't bother me in the least, even if they do grab my junk, it doesn't work anyway, and if it did someone would get their Jollies.  Looking at it from the person that is the groper not the grope, it could be quite pleasurable…and you get paid for it.  OR, go through the scanner.  What’s  the big deal, they cant see your face, they’re just lookin at your “stuff”.  Be proud of it.  I have already told a good friend of mine that lives in New Hampshire (you know who you are) that I have already pre-ordered  8x10 glossies (suitable for framing) of her nude body scans from Amazon.com.  I am so excited!!!!!

Ok, did I tell you I have another dog?  OK, I have another dog, he is a Airedale that Kim and I rescued from A puppy Mill in Kentucky.  He is almost 3 years old, and just a Doll.  His name is Charlie, we call him Choo-Choo Charlie.  He has a few bad habits that we have to deal with (one of which is marking the house walls), he was a stud Dog (just like me) (in another life of course), and we will have that dealt with soon (I hope).  We are going to get him a Belly Band so he cant pee indiscriminately.  One of his good points is he doesn't chase the kitties, that in and of itself was enough to spare him from the ovens.  If we cant overturn Obama Care, I may have to fight him for his Kibble.

Anyway, that’s my story, and I’m stickin to it.