My take on the state of the union address

&%#&%)(*#&()()(&%^&#_%()+#()*)*%(*)#%_&%#^%_#&%#)(%^^#%_#(*%^#_(%^_#%_#@^%#%^&_)&)+_$@#_^$$@_!&_&@$&@$.;

I couldn’t stand to look at him and that Bit*ch behind him and I couldn’t afford to buy a new TV after  having thrown  my shoe at him.